You've always wondered where teddy came from and you never believed all that stuff about 'the store' where teddy was (ahem) 'bought'. Well here at last is the truth. Teddy, like you, just growed, and Stephanie Metz has documented this whole process in her marvellous felt sculptures. Artist prints of Stephanie's work can be purchased for a classy, ghastly gift.
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5649855
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