These little purses are ideal for keeping small change and other items together. They are complete with a leather drawstring and a quick tug on this is sure to make the guys wince. All very tastefully presented. It’s not obvious at first what they are… see how long it takes before people work out where it came from.
http://australiagift.com/scrotum_shop/scrotum.htm
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Once a functional necessity in every chamber, these items are increasingly in demand for decorative items in period furnished pads.
Not necessarily a poop or pee item today – the wide range of antique and vintage chamber pots available include for example this Crown Devon Staffordshire from the early 20th century. Items like this make for delightful display on an antique washstand, or in the powder room, or to use as a unique vase/planter.
http://www.tias.com/8731/InventoryPage/1605173/1.html
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Made only from the droppings of genuine Welsh-speaking sheep in the fresh air of the Welsh mountains, these are possibly the nicest products on this site. Made from discretely collected (and processed) sheep-poo in Wales, these note cards and air fresheners are ideal for putting a smile on someone’s face. The only poo here is the classic ‘poo’ of a car air freshener.
http://www.creativepaperwales.co.uk/
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If you want something made from endangered species, then steer clear of elephant-foot wastebaskets and tiger skins. This company will supply you with compressed and heat treated poo from endangered species in New Zealand zoos. These are freshly squeezed in New Zealand and your plants will love them.
http://www.endangeredfaeces.co.nz
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If the kangaroo scrotum isn’t big enough, you can try these buffalo products (yes you can get a buffalo scrotum). A wide variety of traditional Native American gadgets and decorations will add atmosphere to any room.
As always, be sure to check with customs about importing items like this.
www.buffalorobe.com/BUFFALO-PRODUCTS.htm
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These guys in El Paso will sell you some custom, hand made, dog poop, including novelty items and letters (to spell your name in poop). Also has ‘gold plated’ poop trophies, for those achievements you want to commemorate but that crappy trophy from the Mall is not really good enough.
http://www.brownfido.com/product.html
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Most famous for their appearance on the isolated Easter Island in the South Pacific, these heads are characteristic of many South Pacific cultures. Didn’t you ever think that these guys look as if they have a bad head cold. Swollen nose, tense forehead, downcast expression? Now they are typecast in a role as tissue dispenser. These should raise a smile from even the most snot-ridden sniffers.
http://www.amazon.com/Tiki-Head-Tissue-Box-Cover/dp/B0007U8MSA
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Separating an egg can be tricky, but this delightful decorative pottery separator can help. The utterly disgusting appearance is certain to amuse juveniles of all ages. A practical, fun and utterly ghastly gift for the cook in your family.
http://www.prankplace.com/peterpetrie.htm
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A bunch of irresistible ideas that will ease tension and reduce your blood pressure. Sadly, over indulgence is likely to get you fired.
http://www.thisnext.com/item/DFD5D7A2/Extreme-Office-Crafts-Creative
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Go Green Lingerie: Solar Powered Bra
Need power for your mobile phone or iPod ? What about a brassiere that can generate enough electric energy to power them?. Underwear maker Triumph International Japan has unveiled a new bra concept with a solar panel mounted around the waist. While you can’t actually buy one yet Triumph have other greeny lingerie that is purchasable now – like the bra that turns into a reusable shopping bag and one that features metal chopsticks to promote the use of reusable chopsticks.
http://www.4to40.com/newsat4/index.asp?id=2120&city=Tokyo
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